Ten Ways to...

Ten ways to... know if a person is an alien:

1. If the person listens to Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and the Lazy Town songs but hates people as... (insert any name of good musicians).
2. If the person does weird and spooky sounds when they meet a new person.
3. If the person is wearing short pants and is not wearing a shirt on the coldest day of winter in Siberia.
4. If the person is wearing a scarf and a really big coat on the hottest day of summer in the Sahara.
5. If the person refers to other people as humans.
6. If the person is green, has three heads and doesn’t show any emotion.
7. If the person says weird stuff about space that even the scientists don’t know.
8. If a person always says ‘So that is what you think about us...’ when you talk about aliens.
9. If a person can eat 1.000.000.000 burgers in 6.7 seconds.
10. If a person says it is an alien and shows you its space craft.

Ten ways to... know that you are lost:

1. If you can’t name the place where you are.
2. If all the people speak in a strange language you don’t understand.
3. If you see a map and don’t know where you are unless there is a spot that says ‘You are here’.
4. If you try to find your way and you only find a strange man selling hotdogs.
5. If it’s the ninth time you walked by the same place.
6. If an old woman asks you “Are you lost?” with a creepy accent.
7. If you arrive at a place where all the people are green, and it’s not because of a special cause.
8. If a person says “It’s me or have you been walking in circle for more that three hours”.
9. If you start to cry, shouting “I am lost!!”
10. If you are lost.

By: Sofía.