Rebecca Black, Friday.

Rebecca Black, Friday.

March 14th of 2011: some people know that is the national day of Italy, but most people remember that day instead as the birth of the song ``Friday´´; it´s also known as the apocalypse of the Internet. It was born in

the USA, its parents are Clarence Jey and

Patrice Wilson and the doctor that helped

it to live it was Rebecca Black.

The reason for its creation was simple, the

politicians wanted to take the attention from

themselves, so they needed something to

entertain people. Someone shouted

``thank goodness that tomorrow is Friday´´, so

they decided to destroy that day, the best day

of the week... With a song.

The main lyrics are about a girl that is very

tired of all the week. So magically, in 8 seconds arrives Friday from nowhere. Then she is super-happy just as if she had an attack of adrenalin and goes to every party of the city –give me a second for a question, are just the people that appear in the videoclip the population of the city?- and nobody knows what happens after Friday. Some people say that maybe politicals will make another song about Saturday to entertain people and forget their problems, but some people are so lazy that they thought after the song her favourite day of the week is Monday, just like everyone that appears in the video.

``Oh, this is the best song in the universe!! They should give her a oscar for her song!´´

Quoted words from a fangirl of Rebecca Black. My opinion is that it´s the worst song in the world, and if your intention was to create the next world war, you already did it!! The figthers are you and Justin Bieber... versus all the world!!

Seriously!! Why don´t you shut up and wait for Friday quietly?? Since when can teenagers of 13 years old drive a car?? They should arrest you for being under 18 years old and making the best day of the week to the worst!! Do you know that normal people go to school on the bus and do exams? They don´t skip school only for a stupid party! And if all the problems are because you don´t know where to sit, remember you that you have eyes and a brain, or did you lose it? You can sit perfectly where there´s enough space! You know another thing? After Sunday... Comes Monday...

The last thing... If you are always saying `` Lookin' forward to the weekend´´, I think you should move to Weekendland! There´re still people that are feeling the virus of ``Fridayache´´, the symptoms are waiting for Friday every week and not knowing where to sit. The places where they are seen most are in the USA, UK, Japan and Spain; the worst thing of it... that... I love Friday, and I can´t stop listening to it, the fangirls of Rebbeca made me already crazy! So don´t let her invade you and give you Fridayache!!!

P.S.: Challenge for the most valiant, let´s see if you can LISTEN TO THE FULL VERSION:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0