-Strange laws around the world-
- Hi!
- Hi, how are you?
- Very well. Today I bought a TV.
- Why? I thought you didn’t like Televisions.
- And I don’t. Is because of the tax.
- What’s the problem?
- I need to pay a TV tax. It doesn’t matter if I have one or not, so I’ve bought one so the tax make sense.
- But it doesn’t make any sence what you did!
- Hi! What’s the matter? You look a little bit annoyed.
- Yes... It is because of the law that says that you can’t flush the toilet after 10 PM.
- I really love the law. I live in a flat and if people from above flush the toilet there would be such a noise as the building is so old that I wouldn’t be able to sleep.
- I understand that...
- And? Where is the problem?
- I live in a house...
England: No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is a prior approval from the commissioner of police.
- Look!
- What? Where?
- The man with a cow on his van.
- Now I see it. What’s the matter?
- You don’t understand...
- What?
- If the police see him he’s in big trouble.
- Why?
- Because it is 5 PM.
- And? I can’t see the problem.
- From 10 AM to 7 PM you can’t drive a cow down the roadway.
- A... Wait, what?
Denmark: Persons may not wear a mask.
- What are you going to do for halloween?
- I don’t know... I was going to dress up as a famous person... I wanted to print a photo of his/her face and put it as a mask...
- And? Why didn’t you do it?
- Because I discover it’s illegal...
- To dress up as a famous person?
- No! To wear a mask.
- Why?
- It seems it is easier for the police to arrest a person if his/her identity is not cancealed by a mask.
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